You Cant Fuck Me

Weve only slept together once but we both know theres a problem. You just spunk so damned quickly! Thats why Ive been denying you ever since that very first time you fucked me. Except you didnt actually fuck me. Your penis was inwards me, but you didnt truly fuck me. You know, theres a name for premature ejaculation. Youre a premature ejaculator! I know I promised, but the things is, whats the point? You clearly cant treat me. And to have to have this conversation with you makes my vagina fairly dry. Im certainly not horny for you. Maybe you should go do the cleaning while I take a nap. Maybe if you get it all done before I wake up Ill wank you off. Maybe.