Spidermonkey

One of my slaves was permitted to make a proverbially a monkey of himself with me today. After a befitting saluting, I have put clothespins on his puffies, his tongue and his worthless monkey eggs until he looked like a cross-breeding inbetween a monkey and a porcupine. Then I gave him a wonderfully humiliating and painful treatment before I have removed the pegs in my gentle compassionate way My spider monkey could enjoy the resulting marks for a long time.