Whoa! I cant believe Im getting half of your commission for this. Thats 7000! How does it feel? the real-estate agent asks me as she tramples! Im pretty sure shes crazy! She tramples me to a PULP! She was like super HYPER! She leaps, steps, stomps, totally insane! My ribs were close to cracking! Even when I attempted rolling over shed proceed to trample! I couldnt get her off at times! I had to take a break after only 2 MINUTES! Thats how bad it was! Shes tall and ruinous! Did I mention she stands on my HEAD and Mouth too! She even throws in a few VICTORY POSES! She stands on my mouth until my lips turn blue! My mouth was sore for a week! I called for a break pause after she trampled my mouth for so long and she didnt even get off! Thats uncommon to see and I love it! I told her she was evil for not getting off she laughed and simply said Im not evil at all, I just want my money! This is not evil, you havent seen anything yet! This woman is CRAZY! I think Im going to just stand on your head now. There indeed isnt much there to begin with huh. Kind of stupid to give me all that money from your commission. Then she resumes to practice her victory poses while standing on my skull! She tells me to stop wriggling like a little chick so she could strike the ideal pose! At the very end she holds the camera while stepping down on my mouth! You can see my neck flatten under her foot! She almost CRUSHED my windpipe! Undoubtedly ONE OF THE HARDEST TRAMPLE Practices OF MY LIFE! MY Mouth WAS TOTALLED!
