Leaving Boot Treads On Your Face

There you are again... on the floor... ready to be used as a human doormat by me! Look at my sexy Buffalo boots - theyre fairly dirty from the last walk... somehow I need to get them clean again - fortunately your face makes such a good doormat! Oh, the hard high-heeled slippers and the deep tread hurt you when I walk over your face and stomp out the filth on it?! Well, thats the fate of a living doormat! And everything thats still left on the boots afterwards, youll eat from them - until theyre nicely clean and shiny again!