Look, Im so nice, I brought 2 croissants for you... but you wont get them just yet! Very first Ill put them into my nylon socks and walk around on them, in my boots, the entire day! Bad luck for you that my feet always embark sweating in nylons - but I guess youll gladly take whatever I determine to give you ;- I took off my boots after a few hours to showcase you whats left of the croissants - but they need to ripen a few more hours. When Im back home and take off my boots theyre basically vapid like a chunk of paper - and soaked with my foot sweat. I pour them out of the nylon socks and rub my sweaty feet on them a little longer. Then I put them on a plate and spit on them - now your dinner is ready!
